Today is my sister’s 21st birthday, a pivotal moment in every teen’s life where they can finally drink legally. It is the second to last birthday (at age 25, you can rent cars) in which people look forward to before birthdays become something to dredge. It makes you wonder, you can drive at 16 and get married with parental consent , kill and be killed in war at 18 plus buy cigarettes, but you have to be 21 to drink (legally) and 25 to rent a car. The perks sure don’t seem as enticing as you get older.

So what are we going to do to my sister? Get her pissy drunk. So drunk she won’t even remember her name or be able to spell it for that matter. Probably not, I think Linda would be too embarrassed to drink with us.

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